Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Ring Envy - What Chiefs Fans Said - 10/14


Brady vs. Rodgers hasn't happened yet, but what we saw on Sunday night might have been the game of the year, and it was only Week 6. The Chiefs came into this game understandably confident, but by the end, they were blaming their defense, the referees (obviously), Bob Sutton and Andy Reid. I gotta hand it to them, though. They really are a hilarious bunch. Buckle up, buckaroo, this one's a long one but it's totally worth it. 

Time for Brady to pass the torch.

I am very excite

Andy will find a way to **** this up

I hope Dee Ford french kisses Brady when he sacks him.

To be the man you gotta beat the man. We are going beat the man.

Gronk is over rated and cheap shot piece of shit **** Gronk **** the cheating Patriots

Gronk looks and sounds like a neanderthal with down's syndrome. He's overrated AF. Any other team and nobody knows who he is and he knows it. Little bitch threatened to retire if they took him away from pedophile Brady.

This will have to be Mahomes best game of the year because it's also gonna be a career day for ****ing Tom Brady

I've already jacked it twice in anticipation.

Sack that pedoQB

Let's hooe the refs don't screw us to hard. They will but I hope not.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WIN TOSS! DEFER! WE GOT THIS!!!

Chiefs defense needs to hold the Pats out of the EZ this series

****ing Lucas blew that.

Were gonna need 40 from you tonight Pat

nice field position to start with!

Good job D, time for some Patomic Bombs.

CHIEFS ARE READY TO PLAY BITCH

I hate Stephon gilmore. I don't know why I just do

****. That was six, Patrick.

Oof, over threw him

2 misses

The good news is the Pats appear to have no answer for what Andy is dialing up.

Oh **** you, refs.

Jesus Christ Speaks.

Wrap up dtards

Every ****ing guy the Cheatriots listed as doubtful is playing. ****ing cheating pricks.

Old GOAT can't even hit a checkdown.

Brady is seriously done. He's got no touch and no power.

Stupid Patriots. Screw the Patriots.

Secure the ball retard.

There's the dumbass special teams decision we've been missing.

Dang. Short field for the Cheaters.

Well shit

Well. That was a ****ing disaster.

More like Scat Mahomes

**** wish we had Alex Smith. Mahomes turns the ball over too much.

Well designed fake blitz by Belicheck.

Let's see how Mahomes reacts to adversity. We will see what he has in him.

Run to the left Ware, not Toward The Defenders idiot

What the ****?

Pat's definitely got the jitters tonight.

Pats put helium in our balls.

what the **** is mahomes doing?

****. Bill is winning this shit so far.

This is just ****ing brutal.

Field goals won't beat touchdowns. Cmon D it's up to you so far.

Footballs been tampered with, Mahomes doesn't miss this much.

They can’t play defense either, we are fine until Brady wakes up or they decide to gash us on the ground in perpetuity

Ron Parker trying to tackle Gronk scares me.

Breeland Speaks might be the worst draft pick since McCluster

Ragland is trash

Getting pushed around all over

no run defense. no pass defense. doesn't bode well.

If we go down 17-6, Pat has to answer with a TD or this is gonna be a blowout.

Smells like shit in here.

Ragland is worthless...really bad.

Jump on the pile and **** Brady up

Fuller ****ing sucks

****ing ****s

Fuller beaten badly.

Has there been a penalty on New England yet, or have they all been against us?

Mahomes is hearing footsteps. Very rarely does anything good happen when a QB looks backwards during a play.

Seriously, the Pats' reactions to some of these incredibly complex playcalls is super fishy... Like they know everything before it happens.

Stupid cheating Patriots are hanging in there against us.

****. Pat is killing us tonight.

Sigh, FG’s aren’t going to get it done.

The league has rigged it. Not one flag on NE yet. All normal. They don't get flagged until garbage time.

I'm trying to remember. Are there any other players on the Patriots besides Brady and Gronkowski?

I have learned to accept that if the defender tackles or makes contact just right before the ball arrives, a fraction of a second before, there is no penalty.

Is the Pats keep scoring more points than us, we might lose.

Did you guys know Brady was a 6Th round pick?

Chris Collinworth LOVES him some New England Patriots...

Gronk stand up. The defense sucks turn around and catch the ball.

Hope somebody knocks these guys off in the playoffs.

WOW THE CHIEFS ARE GETTING BUTT****ED AND SPEAKING OF BUTT****ED THE NEW FREDDY MERCERY COMES out on Friday. Collinsworth: ANDY RIED'S DEFENSE IS LOOKING LIKE AIDS NOW

**** you refs

Yep give them the PI, they get the call.

Be nice for the refs to call a flag on new England once in a while

call a ****ing timeout

Hard to beat the refs in addition to the Pats in every one of these games.

The NFL is just setting the stage for a major Patrick Mahomes II comeback on national TV. I'm comfortable.

So down 15. I have faith pat will wake up but I doubt we'll see the NE punter at all tonight.

CHANGE THE ****ING PASS INTERFERENCE RULE! I’m sick and tired of that spot of the foul bullshit. It gives bullshit gimme scores and one foul in the whole ****ing game shouldn’t be a reason you’re gifted a score. Sick and tired of that bullshit.

MahINTomes coming up

Oh, so the refs DO know what illegal use of hands is...

Shocker. Penalty against the Chiefs. And the Patriots haven't been called for anything all game. Zero penalties.

They can’t wait to flag us.

Take your lumps, get out of this healthy. Live to fight another day.

There we go!! What a god damn pass

oh look, we will run out of time. **** YOU, ANDY. **** YOU, CLAY

Fight these cheating ****s until the end

This ****ing sucks

**** i hate the patriots

This will be the greatest comeback of Mahomes career!

halftime analysis, we're all ****ed up.

And that's why Bill Belichick's the best coach in football . he said we've got to score more points and play good defense. Food for thought. Are we still on planet Earth? Is football meant to be broadcasted to blind and stupid retards?

It's a ball game now.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back.

Boom pillowbitergots!

where are all the Mahomes haters now?

Not back yet DEFENSE MAKE A MOTHER ****ING PLAU

**** THIS D

this team has no ****ing fight on defense.

Brady can hit the showers at this point, Scott Zolak or whomever can hand the ball off the rest of the night

Doesn't matter. We are not allowed to win this game

New England is literally going to finish this game with 0 penalties.

God damn Andy Reid just can't help but get cute at the stupidest ****ing times. Drives me crazy. 3rd and 1 just run it up the ****ing gut

God o hope belichick steps on an aids needle

Andy you fat puss

THE PATRIOTS HAVE A HORRIBLE RUN DEFENSE, WHY DONT YOU RUN KAREEM HUNT ON 3RD AND 2 WHO'S BEEN GASHING THEM FAT MAN

Wow the Patriots got a penalty???? Amazing!!!!!

WE ARE ALIVE

What was Brady thinking???

**** YOU BRADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brady is no Mahomes.

Yes!! Come on now! **** that old qb

LOOK AT BRADYS BITCH ASS FACE.

You have the best offense in the ****ing NFL and a chance to tie it up JFC)!@*$)_@I#OP@KE_O@I#!)_@I#!_)@*# !_)@*# !_)@*#)(!@*#)(!@*#)(!@*#)(!@&#)!(@&#)!(@&#)!(@UE@

**** these refs

REGGUE RAGLAND MADE A PLAY?

****ing run d is just worthless

**** off Massholes

WE'RE ABOUT TO GO WIN THIS GAME

Patriots/Chiefs is the next Patriots/Colts rivalry.

OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH ****!!!!!

**** yesssssss!

**** yourselves massholes

We have the best kick off returners, don't we folks?

**** YES!!!

REEEEEKKKKK

well okay then, lol... just beat NE.. whatever it takes

WHERES DYNAMIC SHITTER

Regardless of the result this has been outstanding

Fuller is so damn slow. On the all-22 he is always grabbing and holding. He can't play outside.

We should have just kept Alex Smith and put him in at CB

Imagine if this team had a defense that didn't have ****ing boneitis

Let's get Patrick Peterson so we can move Fuller back to the slot.

Hogan was pushing the whole ****ing time

Edelman pushed off worse than the one earlier. No OPI? **** these refs.

Brady is washed up. Can't complete a short pass to a wide open guy.

Whatthebfuxk?

how did brady escape that sack?

Who had Brady wrapped up and let go?

Did our defense let go of him in fear of flag ?

How did his old ass mosey through the molasses into the end zone

We need a 5 minute drive for a win. Can't give the ball back...

Good job avoiding roughing the passer by Speaks

Collingsworth using the term GOAT like he is a Patriots announcer. Disgusting.

Not sure about the play calling there. I'm out.

JESUS ****ING CHRIST KEMP!

Defense will be easily confusable this drive. Ballgame.

That was the worst play calling on a crucial drive I've ever seen.

Getting run over by Gronk.

Andy is such a ****ing pussy

Year of the stiff arm. Parker got raped

You know what. **** you Eric Berry.

Okay, the league is setting Patrick Mahomes II up for an epic comeback. I'll take it.

Okay Showtime, add to your legend...

Wow we are going to win!

Edleman is such a pussy bitch calling for a flag every play.

We have a chance if out ****ing defense doesn't take the field again. Holy **** they suck ass.

Hill is ****ing NASTY lol

Jesus, and we score on one ****ing play. 12 seconds.

Way the **** too fast.....

**** yeah!!! Except our defense has to go back on the field.

75 yards lickety split

Belichick's face there was priceless.

SUCH IT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!TYREEK THE FEAKIN' CHEETAH!!

Holy ****ing ****!

****, now Brady gets the game winner

Did we score too quickly? LOL

****. Now the Pats can just get a FG. ****.

I don't think I've seen 40-40...maybe ever.

Send the house one who sucks the peniss.

I really want to win this. I want to overthrow the bloated overlords of the league and watch a new sun rise over the interest-parched land of the NFL.

If we lose by 3 but Tom Brady suffers a season-ending bilateral groin tear that simultaneously strangulates his testicles, would you take it?

Welp, we knew Brady was going to do this!

Well it was a nice ride

So the one time you don't want a tackle the defense makes the tackle.

Let him score you bufoon! Gronk isn't that smart

putting up 40 and still losing sucks, but it is what it is. Maybe he'll miss the field goal...

Can we just build a completely new defense from other teams practice squads. **** these losers. Make the take Greyhound home. Or walk.

Heck of an effort. Great game to watch. Mahomes is an animal.

God i hate these one who sucks the peniss.

Nuke boston already

Maybe this will be a wake up call to our brain dead front office that we need to make some trades. This is a Super Bowl offense with a JV defense

Honeslty, not even that mad, we could have beat this team. Chiefs gave the Pats two picks and our defense couldn't stop my grandma, and we still almost win this game.

Defense sucked and Andy was a coward by trusting this shit as defense to stop Tom ****ing Brady of all QBs.

This will be the AFC Championship game. And all tonight showed me is that we can beat this team, and if we get home field, we WILL beat the Patriots.

I'm muting while they interview the piece of garbage Brady. I hate Brady's face. I hate his name. I hate his team. I'm so tired of seeing this garbage all the time. The rules to protect quarterbacks have led to a situation where the league is boring because you have people like Brady who won't retire. Just get him out of here so the NFL can at least try to be interesting.

Brady is such a bitch. He can't even say that Mahomes is good.

We're on to Cincinnati.

If we can get HFA, the Pats don’t scare me.

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